In which I lure you in with a picture of a kitty, and then present you with a demon...and something even worse

Aww, see? What a nice kitchie! She is the prettiest princess.

Here, have another!

Here, she's kinda doing a "WHATEVERRRRR MOM" slash "BLAH BLAH BLAH,"

...and here, she's preparing to eat your soul. But wait, it gets even worse!

Behold, the reason I brought you here:

Hahahahhahah ewwwwww. I know. I got a black toenail about three weeks ago, and I've vastly been enjoying watching its progression. Sorry to all of you who are normal people and don't take delight in gross bodily abnormalities.